This is the first ever community that I have ever joined, so I might as well make the most of it and participate. I wrote a petition a while back and so far have received only 6 signatures. The petition was mostly written to be humorous, but the level of humor could be increased exponentially with each signature.
The petition is called "Sleeves for Fuzzy Folks" and it deals with hairy people who wear tank-tops. I would be much obliged if anyone would sign it and pass the link on to every person they know. The more people who sign this petition, the more laughter will be spread around the world. Thanks.